Hi all,
Well today went really well 12 archers turned up and 2 scores that were pretty good Ben Ward shot a PB from the red pegs 336 And Martin really turned up the wick & shot a 394, we wondered if Mrs Ussher could find him a few jobs at home on Saturday, just to give us mere mortals a chance. I called in to the vets on the way home and had Old Dryfire checked out for performance enhancing drugs. How else do you explain 198 last week & 338 this week. Both scores look like causing old fart much consternation as last week I suffered through total misery & this week looks like being total happiness. I have learnt that "Yes Dear" said with just the right amount of feeling seems to work in both cases. In the on going battle between Grandad & old fart it would be easy to look at the scores and say Grandad did it again, but allow me to put forward a differant point of view. point 1 Grandad used all 20 targets where as old fart only used 19 & that means grandad had an average of 17.7 per target hit whilst old fart averaged 18.526315 per target hit, so based on that result I ask you who shot the better, to support that theory Grandad himself stated that 2 points wasn't worth mentioning.
One of the members has requested that old fart be known as 2points from know on, something to do with my friendly supportive nature that allows all & sundry to beat him by 2 points... So hence forth Old Fart is now 2 points. To any body whose name I have spelt wrong I am really sorry.I have found many different ways to spell your names, but it may really be the fault of your Mum & Dad. So sorry to all I do try really I do. And now the scores:-
Real Name Martin 394, Feathers Dave 382, Coins Alastair 376, Don't mention Me Steve 370, BP Glenn 366, Grandad Cec 354, 2points Mike 352, rabbits Garry 352, Old Dryfire 338, Ben 336PB, Lenny 324.
Cheers 2 points
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