Hi all quick bit of housekeeping, our monthly meeting has been put back a week due to the state ABA titles at Hunter Bowmen. So the meeting will be 8/10/11 at midday.
In the 12 months Teabag has been doing this blog, regular readers will have noticed the pure, quality journalism, the deep desire for truth and accuracy in each and every article, a fact that sets him apart from his peers, it makes him the Andrew Bolt of the Archery blogs. Feared by many and it's true to say loathed by a few. Well it has come to light that a rather disturbing and somewhat frightening trend has surfaced in the club.......it concerns the Feathered Fingers clan. As you know our club is home to Feathers & Fingers, well dear reader read on and tremble with fear & concern. My first story concerns the patriarch "Fingers" Members be warned shoot with Fingers at your peril. By way of explanation Last week a group of four, with Fingers as their leader set of to shoot 20 targets ONLY 2 FINISHED, this week 4 set of again with fingers as the leader only 3 finished. The only logical conclusion one can draw is Fingers puts the moz on his group. Explanation 2 revolves around the battle hardened "Feathers". Now feathers has a shooting style that can only be described as robotic. At indoor shaft after shaft crash into the X ring, indeed I think he has shot a perfect round. His form is repetitive to the point of being boring, every shot is the same as the last. Well it turns out that fingers rather fancies Dryfires cupcakes and since Dryfire was having a well earned rest from me this weekend she hadn't made any cupcakes. This played on Feathers mind and as he strolled to the first target the thoughts started to collide. He stepped up to the peg still visualizing the non existent cupcakes which in turn caused him to briefly think of Dryfire which led to the subconscious thinking dryfire.....New PSE 70# brought back to full draw, other members of the group ducking for cover whilst screaming "Don't shoot no arrow" was enough to bring feathers back to reality with no damage done. As I feel somewhat responsible for Feathers trying to take out his entire group in one massive explosion of Parts Scattered Everywhere I will, henceforth refer to Dryfire as Cupcake.
One final thing Grandad again wiped the floor with Teabag, the margin was so big it cost teabag a can of Coke as well as a cuppa. Geez I dislike that slime green Bow.
Scores were:-Grandad Cec 384, Don't tie with me Brett 384, DJ Gene 380, Mad Max Stuart 374, Feathers Dave 374, Don't mention me Steve 366, Home Brew Garry 362, Pee Wee Josh 360PB, Teabag 348, Fingers Ray 274, The Butcher Peter 252DNF.
Till next time Cheers Teabag
